IMAGINE THIS MIDDLE-AGED MAN KICKS YOUR NUTS!

 

 

Hyaouin walked into the auto shop. He heard the Audio Bullys being played on a radio. A middle-aged man walked out of the shadows, and sat ontop of his car. “Hey s-sexy.” He Said. “Oh noe, it’s a middle-ager” Hyaouin examined. The man slid down and pulled down Hyaouin’s Pants. A moment of ecstasy unraveled in Hyaouin’s heart.

 

 

The middle aged man threw off his shoes and it hit Hyaouin’s crotch. “OCH”

 

 

The man then kneed Hyaouin straight in the balls. “Noooooooohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!” he Cried. He looked at his crotch and saw two basketballs without air. “Ah, I love this” Said the man. “Nooooohhhhhhhh!!!” Hyaouin screamed. the Man punched Hyaouin’s balls.

 

Hyaouin woke up in the hospital with white pants.

END